y did u give ur computer a hand job?
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
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I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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