I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
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the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
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Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
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