I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
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