does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
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beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
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She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
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