Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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