it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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