is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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