At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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