Its about making memories worth repressing
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
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Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
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View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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