I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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