Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
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Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
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Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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