so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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