school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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