Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
