You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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