Plan B is the new Plan A
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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