question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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