Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
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He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
He better not be in your backpack
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I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.