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• (858): View more from California

  I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo

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• (580): View more from Oklahoma

  Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings

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• (830): View more from Texas

  THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???

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