I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
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you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
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Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?