Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?