My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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