she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Well I just put wine in my tea
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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