i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
she told me i tasted like america
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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