What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
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After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
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You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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