I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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