I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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