I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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