i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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