I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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