Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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