I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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