what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
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of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
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The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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