he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
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Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
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I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
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