hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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