when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
seriously i just wanna be friends
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So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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