If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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