On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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