Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
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you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
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This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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