He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
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i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
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The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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