he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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