Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Is it penis luge time yet?
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
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