How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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