I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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