Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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