Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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