Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
my nose is crying tears of wow.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
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