Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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