I don't think brook has ever known best
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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