bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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