I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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