...so i touched it.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
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got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
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Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
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