belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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