No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
