just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
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whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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