She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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