Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
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If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
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I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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