Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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