one word: firstdatebathroomanal
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
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His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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