Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
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He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
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And then my night got REAL pukey
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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