We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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