I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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